Top Randoms

  • I'd beyond the gates of splendor her Helmuth Stieff.
  • I'd Nikon SB-600 her Cover to Cover Tour.
  • I'd like to Garbas her What Waits Below.
  • I'd Sattenhausen her Wooten Way.
  • I'd put my Lionel Newman in her 38th Welsh Infantry Division.
  • I'd put my interstate 575 in her Dusky White-eye

Allow me to introduce this thing.

Hello, and welcome to my new double-entendre time-wasting experiment. Here’s how you play:


1) Start with the structure “I’d (blank) her (blank).”


a. Note: some variation is allowed, and definitely encouraged.


2) Go to the wikipedia homepage.


3) Click “random page” twice to find out with what to fill the blanks.


a. I’m well aware you will probably have to use a noun as a verb. Don’t panic, it’s completely acceptable to do that. Google it if you don’t believe me.


b. If you can’t deal with this, consider using something like:

“I’d put my ______ in her ______”


You can use two nouns that way.


4) Slap your sentence together and let the hilarity ensue. Come back here to post your favorites.


Happy Hunting.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

tinkering.

Ok folks, I'm working on getting this thing going... I'd like to install a message board but right now the best we have is to leave comments on this post. I like what I've seen so far.

Rev

26 comments:

Rev said...

I'd West College Corner her Max Brooks.

Rev said...

I'd Tour du Faso her Williams Holmes Brown.

Rev said...

I'd Wangen-Brüttisellen her Montel Space.

Unknown said...

I'd Crescent Honeyeater her Thanksgiving Disambiguation.

Unknown said...

I'd Nikon SB-600 her Cover to Cover Tour.

Amanda said...

I'd Sattenhausen her Wooten Way.

Anonymous said...

I'd Maude Meagher her Thrift Savings Plan.

i like that one

Rev said...

He'd list of wind farms her urinary retention.

Rev said...

I'd wolfgang seidel her dinkytown.

Rev said...

I'd like to Garbas her What Waits Below.

Anonymous said...

I'd Gordon Norrie her UCLA/VA Multicampus PM&R Residency Program

Anonymous said...

I'd Nswazwi her Centrarctia

Rev said...

I'd Petro her National Sanctity of Human Life Day.

Rev said...

I'd put my Lionel Newman in her 38th Welsh Infantry Division.

Anonymous said...

I’d McClure her Schenkenfelden.

Anonymous said...

I’d run my Payo de Ojeda through her Hot Shots

Anonymous said...

I’d Noordwijk her Republican Party.

Anonymous said...

I'd put my Interstate 575 in her Dusky White-eye.

Rev said...

I'd like to Tokyo Extreme Racer her Cunnie Williams.

Rev said...

God, I want to steam trap her Rusty Harris.

Anonymous said...

I'd Dan Goldstick her Carnic Alps.

Anonymous said...

I'd NCAA Season 82 her Black Maria.

Anonymous said...

I've been waiting 6 months to stick my Omni-man in her David White (geologist).

Anonymous said...

Just once in my life, I'd like to pull out my Alcantarilla and slap it that bitch's Logy Bay-Middle Cove-Outer Cove, Newfoundland and Labrador.

Anonymous said...

I'd put my Brahojos de Medina in her Trstené pri Hornáde.

Why all the foreign hard to pronouce words???

Anonymous said...

I'd Circuluos her Motomachi Station.

Awwwww shit.